New US president, please.

Full story: https://people.com/how-3-workers-keep-the-9-11-memorial-pools-spectacular-overnight-12116715

Pretty interesting, even if it came from Reddit ;)

I had a neighbor who used a pair of scissors to cut his grass regularly. It wasn’t a big yard, maybe 12ft x 12ft, but he’d be out there all the time kneeling and trimming his grass.

One day I asked why he didn’t just use a mower, and he said it gives him a chance to get some time away from his wife lol

Haven’t thought of that dude in a long time.

Back in the day you got pizza in 30 minutes or less. Now it’s over an hour, it’s cold, and not quite what you ordered.

Now get offa mah lawn!

Where you can sit through hundreds of haircuts, staring directly into a mirror, watching the whole process from about two feet away and still be totally incapable of doing it on your own

Subscription based chemo…

The ocean

Obligatory Epstein/Trump joke about playing “tag”

The rich have to stay rich somehow

Unfortunately, not all kids that go to school can afford to pay for food. In some cases the meal they get at school is the only one they get.

Source: Worked with public schools

This is funnier each time you watch it.

Close! Pismo Beach area. You are allowed to drive on the beach as long as you pay to get in.

It’s also where people learn hard lessons about tides and parking too close to the water.

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E: also happy cake day!

Had me at hot biscuit

It was like that when I got it.

If anyone has strong opinions, I’m open to changing it.

The Klue supply chain attack was claimed by the Icarus extortion group, who compromised the infrastructure of the AI-powered market intelligence platform and stole OAuth tokens that connected customers’ Salesforce environments.

At least someone is finding good use for AI lol

Any pizza is a personal pizza with enough determination

Did you bring enough of whatever you’re smoking to share with everyone else? I’m almost out.

I wasn’t aware I was disputing anything. All I did was answer your ridiculous questions.

1. I’m simply pointing out the price tag on the phone in question.
2. I don’t need technology to save me from myself.