TIL I’m addicted to my banking app.

Also, only 50%?

Weirdly that never occurred to me before. Totally fits.

OK, but who is this guy and why do I keep seeing him?

Had this moment recently when I wore some new stitch fix stuff about town for the first time, and my day out ended up being a lot shorter than I planned. Was lowkey bummed about it until I realized that no one I knew saw me, and just wore it again the next day.

“Who is this guy and why is he relevant? Oh, someone posted a video! … Well, that was no help at all.”

Yeah, people call you a genocide supporter if you vote, because all candidates support Israel some amount.

Same energy

Well that was a trip.

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I realized this last visit that my stylist has been cutting my beard shorter and shorter while I’ve been trying to grow it out. This last time they went really short and asked me how it looks and my day was ruined.

Great watch.

I’m going to have a hell of a time trying to find this video in six months with just keywords.

That sounds like a good year for that. Modern AAA games are judged by how hard the benchmark is to hit, not whether it looks good.

“Did his hand just meld into the background?” “Who cares, it’s in 4k!”

My boss’ boss gives everyone a Lindt chocolate on their start date anniversary, which is nice and all but if I WFH for a few days or simply don’t see him for a while, then when he finally gives it to me he says something like “I haven’t seen you around for a while?” and now it looks bad. Keep the chocolate just stop thinking about me.

Do people bring guitars as carry-ons and take a whole overhead bin like that?

She already has one

Sometimes it’s both!

Wife: “Did you fuck the robot?”

Husband: “Robots can’t feel love or any other emotion! This thing I’ve made is a mere tool.”

Wife: “Did you fuck the robot?”

Husband: “It merely does as it’s told, how could it make love?”

Long silence followed by a change of topic.

Fun LPT from me: I always read the notifications, but I don’t actually open most of my emails. Once they build up about 6mo worth I sort by sender and set rules to automatically delete or mark as read ones I get a lot of. Like, I don’t need to know my credit card statement is available. That email has no usable information. So now it bypasses my inbox and doesn’t bother me ever again.

Unsubscribe is good too, but sometimes you want to filter out certain keywords like “receipt” but allow other stuff through for a certain address.

Yeah, it was cool exploring the space without being monitized.

Reminds me of I’ll Just Dance

I had a pop-up site demand I turn off my VPN today. The audacity.