He didn’t catch any fish, so the woman has to feed him.
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I’d rather have it do everything I don’t want.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a word or concept in your language that does not translate very well to English?
10·3 days agoJavertus. (Danish)
It’s a thing that sticks out, and you don’t know what it is, but it has the function of sticking out. Like a naturally occurring bulgy peak or other unknown long shape coming out of something else.
It’s most often used as slang for penis, but otherwise it might be found on trees or wooden objects.
Soo my hobbies? Yeah, Uranus, I mean stuff in asstrophyligy, like I’m really into cancer … Yeah and boats.
You need to be more specific. There’s 5 other diatonitic modes between G major and G minor, and that’s before we get into altered modes.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•LibreOffice breaks download records after declaring it has no AI features
1·7 days agoI’m a Very Serious professional (inhouse) accountant. I use Excel because Visual Basic allows me to access the file system and automate everything. I don’t like it, but it is what it is. I sometimes make sheets that don’t even open Excel. In Excel of course. It’s probably not the right tool for that, but it’s the hammer that I’ve got and which the company allows.
I know that LibreOffice also have macros, but in comparison, it’s much more difficult to program because there isn’t 1000 other accounts asking the same question online, so ressources are scarce.
Also the keyboard shortcut for Autosum. Can’t find it in LibreOffice. At this point, it’s the only formula that I use, because I have been accustomed to entering my data in a way that everything is a sum. Substraction is a sum including a negative number. Multiplication is a sum of sums. Division is the opposite of multiplication, so also a sum. I only use Sum, with the occasional Sumif, Sumifs and SumProduct.
I do use LibreOffice at home, but do wish they’d make a keyboard shortcut for Sum.
So maybe it’s possible to grow a pumpkin large enough for a horse carriage and nobody has done it yet?
How big are they in volume?
A ton of water is just one cubic meter, so I suppose it’s still not big enough to make a jack-o’lantern house.
(Which just so happens to be my only interest in large pumpkins)
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•QBittorrent breaks out of sandbox to commit crimesEnglish
2·10 days agoAnd all your water, please.
I don’t a lot. Just all of it.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shootingEnglish
2·11 days agoJust offering a helping hand.
I paid my share by sharing.
Pro was not, but the earlier versions were technically crippleware. It was distributed freely with magazines and what not. There was no actual cripple though.
Back on in 2003 Adobe bought the freeware software called CoolEdit 2.0 and republished it as a paid product as Adobe Audition without changing a god damn thing.
CoolEdit was too good to be true. It’s only fair that the developers got paid, but I just wish they didn’t have to sell out to Adobe of all companies.
I hope this 2026 version of Audacity will finally be on level with what we had for free in year 2000.
Audacity is like a tape recording studio. It doesn’t support midi programming and VSTi as far as I know.
Everything is a DAW if you’re brave enough, and there’s no strict definition, but for something to be a full DAW, it should have both recording and virtual instruments IMO.
As of now, there’s very few free ones that does both and Reaper beats all of them as the cheapest paid option. However Reaper doesn’t do everything. Some paid DAWs still have features that Reaper doesn’t.






Just about any kind of fish that lives in the forest.
I never said he was good at fishing.