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Absolutely! The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks dedicates a portion to transportation, and bikes are definitely the preferred means. Considering you can coast and conserve energy while still outpacing the zombies (assuming shambler’s instead of sprinters), bikes are awesome.

I forget the title, but there is a zombie apocalypse book I read years ago where a man, his 1 year old son, and his neighbor escape their town on bicycles with attached wagons/child buggy. They do alright for the most part

We have a set of bamboo tongs for this. Works like a charm

It could potentially work. My home is along a road that runs northeast to southwest. The facade of my home faces southeast towards the camera, which is on the opposite side of the road. the camera faces northeast. See DeFlock screenshot

Sock sock while getting dressed, then moccasin moccasin for puttering around. Then it’s shoe shoe with leaving home.

The ones near my home actually work but in different ways based on location. At some intersections they turn on the corresponding walk sign for the pressed button and leave the others as “Don’t Walk”. At an intersection near a school, they turn all traffic lights red and turn on walk signs in all directions.

There is a group in my town who is starting an open letter/petition to the city council to have them removed. I feel like that’s the safer and more lasting way to get them down here. The one pointing towards my home is right next to a school and any kind of tampering would be readily seen and fixed

There’s one across the street that captures my home. I fantasize about taking it out in a number of creatively destructive methods.

Yeah, I immediately thought of tiramisu

Butts

My wife was bent over the end of the bed. While I’m going at it, she says something, but it’s muffled because her face is in the bed, and I’m hard of hearing. I ask what she said, and she turns back and screams, “I said fill my pussy with your cum!” But it was summer and our windows were open with people walking by on the sidewalk. Bet they were really jealous.

And the monkey’s paw will be they have late capacity gas turbines to generate electricity that will continue to spew greenhouse gases.

I like Sayonara

Right?! That breakfast sounded less appetizing than just eating canned cat food.

Maternal grandfather. I went no contact with him after my grandmother went through extended, horrific medical circumstances before dying. He always has been a piece of shit, but it got so much more apparent during that period. In a moment of lucidity in her hospice bed, my grandmother told us he had been abusing her for the entirety of their 59 year marriage. My mom doesn’t talk about her childhood, and my aunt lives 2,000 miles away with her family. Our first kid met him one time at 3 months old (it was a surprise visit while we were in town and staying at my parents’ house), and our second has never met him and never will.

He is currently in a memory care facility, and I plan to see him one more time, when I literally piss on his grave.

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Well, for a last meal, I’m ordering some specialty rolls haha. There’s a local spot near me that has some good specialty options. I’m a big fan of anything with eel, salmon, or octopus (I haven’t had it in years after learning the intelligence they have).

Sushi

Yes, but I’m more coming from the humorous aspect than the mathematical

Well, more than 50% of people tend to think they are average. So illusions of mediocrity?