Ya, I get it that this is the whole joke of the post, but I’m bemused to discover that I’m a slutt datafag.
I had not anticipated climbing to such a pinnacle in my lifetime.
Rocket Surgeon
- 0 Posts
- 27 Comments
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Misjudged the Furry Fandom. Paging /u/AbyssianEnglish
31·26 days agoWell … I don’t agree with that, but furry harassment is a good barometer of a group.
If there’s no furry harassment, your trolls are not doing their job properly.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Misjudged the Furry Fandom. Paging /u/AbyssianEnglish
31·26 days agoHaha. Furries.
No two hour video is going to change my opinion.
I was there when it all began. I saw the travesty.
Nothing has changed since, except anon got bored and has slacked off on enforcement.Now, consider bronys. There’s a group we need to respect.
Guys in beards and diapers with baby horse dolls.
https://edramatica.com/Brony
Hehehehe.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Technology@lemmy.world•On December 4, Microsoft announced a global price increase for Office 365. Pricing updates take effect July 1, 2026. English
3·3 months agoYup. I pay about $6/month for Hetzner with my NextCloud. Love it.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Setting Up OPNsense on Proxmox: Doubts regarding NIC setupEnglish
4·3 months agoCool. Yes, this looks reasonable. It looks logical.
So, my main recommendation is consider the use of virtual bridges to manage the network instead of passthrough. And I recommend installing and using the OVS style virtual bridge.
https://pve.proxmox.com/wiki/Open_vSwitch
This gives you flexibility going forward. Say you want to run something out in the DMZ instead of behind the firewall, well you just attach that VM to the DMZ bridge instead. And it gives you an easy way to provision network for VMs. You just attach them to the LAN bridge.
(RoaS is a terrible name. Router on a Stick. It means your router is on the same switch as its clients, and all the communications go up and down that one port. It’s a perfectly legit way to manage a network, but sorta ugly and not what you are doing with your fancy 3-port rig. :)
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Setting Up OPNsense on Proxmox: Doubts regarding NIC setupEnglish
9·3 months agoI own 2 OpenWRT routers. Fun little things. Love em.
But running a virtual firewall is a perfectly reasonable goal. OpenWRT doesn’t have the feature set that OPNsense has.
They are not the same sort of product. Lot of common ground, but not the same thing.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Setting Up OPNsense on Proxmox: Doubts regarding NIC setupEnglish
2·3 months agoThere’s a few things we don’t know here.
- Are you hosting more VMs on Proxmox that need network via a virtual switch?
- Are you providing network to other physical devices as well via a switch, so you need to output to that?
- Do you want OPNsense to be your gateway and assign IPs, or do you have a router?
- As you have 3 NICs and sound like you want to use them, let’s assume you aren’t doing RoaS, but this could all be done on one (very busy) NIC.
There’s nothing wrong with your plan, but that’s not how I would do it.
I don’t pass through NICs. I bond them or I bridge them.
In a virtual world, this sort of task is done with virtual switches. OVS switches at my job.
OVS is a lot easier to use than oldskool linux bridges that come installed with Proxmox. There’s already a dropdown in Network where you can build with OVS objects, but you need to add the package.
apt install openvswitch-switch-
MGT. For your setup, I might consider (the onboard!) eth3 as my mgt NIC. That might be handy some day if you have to remove that card. Your server will still be online.
-
DMZ WAN. I would run the WAN line straight to eth1. Add eth1 to a ‘dmz’ virtual switch. Add the OPNsense WAN leg to this dmz virtual switch, so the OPNsense (and nothing else) can directly talk to the upstream router.
-
LAN Virtual. Create a ‘protected network’ virtual switch. Add the OPNsense LAN leg to this virtual switch. VMs can be a member of this downstream protected network and access any services provided by the OPNsense.
-
LAN Local. If you need to share the OPNsense protected network back out to other devices, add eth2 to to the protected network switch, and ethernet cable out from eth2 to a dumb switch. Plug other external devices into the dumb switch, and they will be downstream from and protected by your OPNsense, accessing its services.
Feel free to ignore me here. I build a lot of big things, so I use enterprise-scale techniques. There’s nothing wrong with your pass-through plan.
And … you can do this! I have a somewhat similar setup on my laptop with HyperV, so I can distribute wired (work VPN) and wireless (everything else) internet to guest VMs and the main OS. I made two virtual switches in HyperV.- The first switch gets exclusive access to my NIC attached to my VPN device. This is the OPNsense WAN leg.
- The second switch is the OPNsense LAN leg and VMs are members.
Good luck!
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked atEnglish
8·3 months agoOh that would be an interesting mess.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•what are the recruiters recruiting me for😰English
20·3 months agoTell us more about Peter Thiel’s ovipositors.

dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•what are the recruiters recruiting me for😰English
13·3 months agoRight. It’s all so fuzzy now.
Like, this is close enough to a real pop-sci factoid and close enough to a real linkedin spamoid that it just might be real.
And if not now, wait a few weeks. Some AI is gonna scrape that shit and start using it.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•if you blow into it, it'll work againEnglish
1·3 months ago
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•if you blow into it, it'll work againEnglish
3·3 months agoAnd make sure you got Cisco ones for your Cisco gear. And wtf ever for your Dell crap. And the shitty ones your boss bought have 15% failure rate out of the box.
Sure. Tech this lousy needs some staunch believers.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•if you blow into it, it'll work againEnglish
1·3 months agoI’ll continue to call that no fukin reason at all.
Or we could call it inherent design issues. Which is about the same thing.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•if you blow into it, it'll work againEnglish
2·3 months agoI have 35 years in the field. Welcome.
If you’ve not seen a jammed SFP, read this thread. It happens.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Ed Zitron announced an insider story that might blow up the AI griftEnglish
2·3 months agoI’ve watched all Ed’s recent videos of the last couple weeks.
He’s dropped enough hints. I’m certain of this now.
He’s got the OpenAI financials.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Ed Zitron announced an insider story that might blow up the AI griftEnglish
26·3 months agoEd does a huge amount of research creating reverse engineered financials for companies that are doing their best to hide it. As another poster said, he brings the receipts. That’s his main game. Its why you read him in the first place. He backs it up.
What does he have? I’ll bet its inside financial data. I think he got a cache of straight info that lets him correct many of his estimates and prove his worst predictions.
I recently earned the Cisco CCST Cybersecurity cert.
Over and above the CCST Network cert, I learned a few things about configuring firewalls, ACLs, and zones.
But at least a third of the entire cert was this bullshit.
Lingo. Abbreviations. Dumb new ways to not say what you mean.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Technology@lemmy.world•Brave is charging $60 to remove features it added in the first placeEnglish
4·3 months agoTrust me. You need Plextastic. Its got all the cool new stuff. Just a small fee.
You will come around.
dbtng@eviltoast.orgto
Technology@lemmy.world•Hackers could use poisoned WhatsApp and Slack notifications to take over your Google Gemini – and make it work on their behalfEnglish
3·3 months agoPlease yes. I want this to be a thing.

Oh sure. I get to be a slutt datafag for 6 hours, and then you come along and ruin it. Thanks!