OP: https://chaos.social/@nzbr/117242322571161333

This is XERXES. TriOptimum reminds you that there are only one-hundred-sixty-three shopping days until Christmas. An extra work cycle just twice a week will give you the spending money you need to make this holiday a very special one.

Neeeein, my joke is ruined 😢

Really? How can you tell?

What a blast from the past!

It’s a spiritual successor to conduwuit, the name checks out imo.

Feel free to use Synapse, og conduit or whatever floats your boat.