Ohhhhhhhhhh

Unfortunately I don’t know how to quit myself

AI CEOs: How about a 0 day workweek (because we want to fire all you plebs)

The failures will continue until, um… until… hmmm. I’ll have to get back to you on that.

But wait, we can go simpler!

Meta’s $17 Billion Settlement is a Bad Deal for Teens and All Social Media Users

Ah, the Sam Reich of browsers

Yes, it’s called The Holidays™

Damn, I hear adulthood is terminal in all known cases, that sucks

Fuck them kids

–AI

Would they prefer undiluted piss?

Yeah I’m sure Cuckerborg was reeeeal humiliated

My doctor said I should switch to horror-free bagels.

j/k, I can’t afford a doctor.

Or bagels.

👍👍👍👍🥪

The whales were focused on the wrong trillionaire wannabe

Mistakenly we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence … that would produce a high-quality product.

“We asked AI if AI could do our engineering and AI said yes so we fired the engineers because AI said it would work. If only there were someone that could’ve told us this was a bad idea beforehand!”

For a proper RNG lootbox you need those to be like a 1/1000 chance or worse though

Juicy doesn’t even begin to describe

Well that is 100% true

Who gave this bitch permission to mock that person’s appearance?

I was thinking Nage from Blue_Channel: Thalasin

the cat finally found its audience