I would make the entire bed soggy after ten minutes of spooning and wearing a hoodie under the covers. Also, who tf mounts their TV along one side of the bed rather than at the foot?

But it isn’t July yet

Shit, he probably came up with the idea.

Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman

The U.S. general fertility rate has fallen by 22% since 2007, a sustained decline not readily explained by economic conditions, contraceptive use, housing or childcare costs, or other commonly cited factors.

“I will now present no evidence whatsoever that falling birth rates haven’t been driven by economic factors.” Bull shit.

Fucking unhinged. We’ve had what, three? “once in a lifetime” crashes since 2007, with skyrocketing housing prices and costs of living vs comparatively flat wage growth. Inequality is rising, fascism is making a comeback around the globe, we’ve likely already hit numerous climate tipping points, child labour laws are being rolled back, oligarchs are floating bringing back corporate towns, but sure champ, people having easier access to porn is responsible for lower birth rates…

I have a theory that 4 out of 5 people on the Internet who use “whilst” are Americans who think it makes them look smarter, rather than Brits who grew up using it as convention.

Which are you?

“Don’t mess with Texas, it might be contagious”

I’m actually not convinced he isn’t an AI himself, loaded into a creepy humanoid robot.

Y’all remember that Big Arch video? Dead eyed uncanny valley looking motherfucker couldn’t even take a proper bite of the delicious “product.”