My favourite thing from the first link above is that this dude is no older than 27 in this drawing.

If you believe in a Christian heaven, then the original slogan is still true. They should probably just go with “Red Bull. This shit will kill you” to be more secular.

It’s a piece of wood that measures 45mm x 95mm.

So by that logic, Sony also don’t own the games and therefore have nothing to sell.

Depp is not a good actor. I was willing to overlook a lot, until I saw that fucker trying to dig a hole in a perfume ad. Worst.Acting.Ever.

It’s literally a joy division.

If lampray and sharks are fish, then everything between coelacanth and clownfish are definitely fish too.

That’s all us euros would expect from a nation comprised of the rest of the world’s rejects.

Or Trumps pubic bone.

I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?

It’s a Scottish Aperol spritz.

The UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.

One of my favourite is when The Sn newspaper in the UK proudly boasted that 90%(ish, IDK) of it’s readers preferred The Sn. That’s everyone who buys The S*n, who responded to the survey, and still a large proportion don’t like it.

Edit. Asterisks fucked the formatting.