In this case, it’s clear for cocaine

Big if true

Joke’s on me, I’m wrong half the time

Sounds like one of those Indian pizzas you can get on Oak Tree Road in New Jersey. I’ve considered attempting to make Indian pizza for my wife, but I’m worried that my Texas ass would make her eternally sad.

The real Bulker and Skully

“Oh, don’t worry, these are actually the Meta Glasses Freedom©®™. They’re actually pretty innovative! I can go off-grid while still feeling so connected to all my feeds! Instead of recording to the cloud, I can use my new Freedoms©®™ to record moments directly to my brain using the new Facebook BAM technology. Yup, these babies don’t have a single semiconductor, but Zuck still managed to somehow run Brain Access Memory on them! The best part is how cheap they are! Nearly half the price, and you get a 10% discount on their AI subscription since these glasses don’t actually transfer any data. But that subscription lets the Meta Glasses Freedom©®™ assist me with directly accessing memories whether the glasses were present or not! It’s a pretty sweet deal, if you really think about it.”

North American Conservatives are trying to fuck a ton of Canadians

I dunno, I once heard an old congregant at my mom’s synagogue say, “maybe it’s time we admit that Hitler had a few good ideas” referencing rumors that Palestine was going to be turned into a concentration camp.

If you’re a gentile, though, maybe try a phrase more like, “the Torah is full of tragedies for people who say stupid shit like that.”

Does that count?

No, you’re supposed to count them yourself.

I like saying “Explain to me… Explain to me!” far more than people missing the context enjoy me saying it to them.

That’s probably true, but there are no scriptures regulating how to be a person that I can use to substantiate that claim. Whereas I can point directly to where God yelled at the Jewish slaves for singing and dancing after God forced himself to drown all those Egyptian aggressors¹.

¹ ^citation needs citation^

I sinceriousely thought you were gonna tell me that the bread goes in the square hole.

I struggle to express my surprise and delight from the video you sent, though.

My family sure isn’t in that group and I’m so fucking pissed at them. We lost dozens of family members in the Holocaust, passed down our stories for, like, 2 generations, and then said “fuck it, the real problem was that we didn’t get to be the Nazis.”

Shut up, woke. Someone find me a boot to lick!

It’s not working for me. The dried out sponge tastes just like the wet sponge, but it’s harder to swallow.

The problem is that you’re trying to use a fork or your finger. Bread goes into the toaster. You’re obviously supposed to fish it out with a bread knife.

~Practice your literary skills: can you guess which part of the statement is sarcasm? Write your answers below. Make sure to show your work.~

Her fans often suck. Many have enabled her to sink to new lows.

That was truly an incredible moment in history. One of the first times that I noticed cracks in the facade of “conservative values.”

No one hates being told there’s more than one semitic peoples than semites. Gotta be God’s most special children.

Also:

they’re not the only semitic pepple

I’m not calling you out for this typo, you just reminded me of “pepole” from the old Dot Dot Dot video, so I enjoyed another viewing and thought I’d share. Context if you’re not familiar with the source material being reviewed.

I did as I began to editorialize a bit more, but in just examining “what does Judaism say makes a good Jew,” there are enough relatively black or white assessments that a good/bad value can be assigned. My opinions on whether or not someone is a good person is probably less hurtful to Nazionists than “your scriptures around which you’ve built your identity say that you’re doing it wrong, and anecdotally, God hates you.”