Daaaamn, look at the ass on that thang

That story is so sad! I can’t believe that happened to you :(

Smash (panel 7)

Unironically pretty cool though

Aww, it’s so sweet seeing how you visualize your experiences on HRT. You’re such a cootie patootie. :3

This looks cool! Nice!

Whoa, that’s interesting, I’ve never heard of raw flour being dangerous

Smash

I thought the raw egg was the dangerous part, not the flour

Nintendo should be shooting their fans

Umm, can, can I have an lgbt sausage that’s been hand cranked and twisted?

Interesting kink. This is truly a shitpost

Haha, no it’s a gps collar attachment. We let the cats go outside during the day but always bring them back in at night.

Realistically we probably don’t need it anymore, he’s old enough where he doesn’t really want to stay out late anymore. But it’s good for peace of mind anyway.

This is Stellar:

This is Blaze:

This is Cinder:

What, you don’t want your Nintendo cartridge key? Which gives you permission to download the thing you already bought to have a physical copy of in case Nintendo servers go down at any point???

Perhaps it would convince her if I’ll also be a catgirl gf? >:3

Probably the one where I was running along an esoteric highway faster than all the cars, before falling into a kaleidoscope and crashing into the moon.

Oh did you mean in real life? Probably throwing away all of my technology to live in a cabin in the woods

It turns out, humans actually really like to anthropomorphise just about everything in our lives

Can I pick you? :3

I’m basically a B. I don’t really get tired the same as other people. I never get drowsy or anything, my eyes just start to hurt more and more the longer I’m awake.