Fresh out of baked beans.

A great first step to combating the tide of stupid should include being able to call out dumbass questions.

Best I can do is a Hooters but for foreheads.

I don’t understand what the plan is. Becoming irrelevant and making it hard for users to access your site sounds like a losing play.

Why’d they bring two phones?

We must soil ourselves in solidarity.

I’ve been using an account with a translator. They have some unique niche videos I can’t find anywhere else.

Please do not call these devices license plate readers. They are surveillance tools with capabilities that far exceed that of normal license plate reading devices. It’s like calling an RPG a spear.

Careful! You’re pinching it infinitely tight.

Sources provided over there, so it seems to be real. However, I hate that now I don’t believe most images I see online. Some would argue you should never have believed them in the first place.

I wouldn’t be so quick to judge. There’s truth to that, but life is about doing not about potential. Anything worth having requires work and comes at risk.

I can’t fault someone for taking a chance at what they saw as a very real possibility of being happy.

I know it’s a shit post, but I’m trying to be less bitter these days.

I’m so disappointed in people. It’s more than a few bad apples that spoil a bunch.

I must be not that bright because I played many games of battleship in my childhood and never even considered the possibility.

What part of this is passive?

I’m happy for you. Sadly, my employer retirement plan does not allow me to select my investments. Only target date funds which track the total world stock market. At least it’s diversified.

Now I must learn the squigonometric functions and use them to solve an indefinite integral because I can.

How are they going to know this isn’t a threat lol?

No worries. I can’t afford current prices either.

BOMBSHELL reporting right there

But then you find out, and you learn, and we become better users for it.