Anyone got some catnip?

Life in prison would probably be less of a deterrent 🤣

The frog equivalent of the 30 year old still living in their parents basement.

Baby toe unexpectedly hitting an immovable object works pretty well short term, but is hardly a grest solution. Best solution other than seeking professional help is to try hobbies that encourage live human interaction.

Reality in general. Turns out bad guys win all the time, and there is no such thing as justice if noone in power gives a damn.