Never had these, but violet flavored gum is delicious.

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As long as you mean estrogen, and not pressed questionably-mdma pills, yes.

Curious your diagnosis…

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I know it’s incorrect to say “on accident”, but sometimes I do anyway, just to be wrong by purpose.

Sounds like “made with real fruit juice” to me. Like they can’t legally say made in the America, but if one American job was involved, this claim is accurate.

While I agree with your sentiment, if the Botox gets into your blood, that’s unintended.

You couldn’t coin a better pun than that?

twink twink, fudge fudge

Sounds like you’re the one having a rough time. Hope things get better.

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Someone who lives in a village?

Semantic satiation

sigh

Unzips

🎵 I whip my hair back and forth

Probably a true claim, because surface area

It’s like the game version of Kroger still technically having cashiers!

Punish me harder, daddy.

Two shipping containers of wine.

I swear some people would waste a genie.