This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…

With some very strong glasses and a mirror?

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

My hair all year since I shower in January