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A lot of people who speed up a song and then claim to be an artist.

A lot of it is pretty good though, my favorite version of ed sheeran’s castle on the hill is a nightcore edit.

Did someone from the original turn out to be anything (oh no, the horror)?

But there’s a contradiction even in that bloody ‘explanation.’ What in the hell is transforming it but changing its properties? Uuugh.

The entire bit about the weasleys being poor was just another example of the horrible writing anyway. Remember how a metric crap ton of the ministry of magic employees commuted to work? Floo powder. Remember what they had just laying around at home in the burrow? Floo powder. If the weasleys were supposed to be way below the level of others, it wasn’t shown very well in random moments, just the ones where the author was deliberately making that the point of the scene.

At best, arthur’s choice of transportation was because of his obsession with muggle stuff, but if it was supposed to be another example of their poverty…

If I’m being really charitable, the biggest thing that was going for the poverty/wealth divide in the magical world was where you lived. Castle/urban/picturesque = rich, while countryside/rural/cottage type = poor. But let’s not discuss the ‘magical villages’ because their details were always incredibly vague.

I would mow your lawn. You do keep it trimmed though, right?

Don’t worry my fellow ($My.Age) person, I’m truly just disguising the physical breakdown and mental pain. It’s heartening knowing my efforts are successful, though, so thanks.

https://invidious.tiekoetter.com/playlist?list=PL6sKqBgTGEA1IkitZJfNl6uiI_zsTBoSo

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum

Teach me, oh master of wisdom. I’m reasonably certain my partner might suffer from chafing due to excess.

I wonder if I’m just weird, because I swear I hate the printed tags more than the paper tags. I can feel the print sticking, especially if I sweat even the slightest bit.

It’s apparently common enough that the military has a specific tool in basic training med-whatevers for cutting off the zipper.

I honestly never even conceived of the notion until I read that fact as a young adult.

It would work, but only to keep you from getting drafted. You’d probably be in some sort of military brig for a good long while.

Much more effective* is to shoot the bastards. We all know how much americans talk about doing it…

*I’m not going to lie here, it’s not more effective for you, just for everyone else after a few more follow your example. You’d be consigning yourself to death.

You ever see the gut of a gorilla? They have much better mechanisms and microbiota to get all their nutrients from plants than we could dream of.

Plus they build muscle by all the other things people mention, like genetics and weight lifting (their own mass).

No, comrade, we need a union.

*We pull out guns *

Hey boss, give us our money.

Sometimes you have to force it, ya know?

I do what I can, and by what I can, I mean deepthroating 10" horse dildos. That’s why that particular post made me grumpy.

My best guess is that they are usually ‘managed’ accounts, where someone is paid a pittance to post the pictures and try to farm engagement so that the accounts get more traffic. I’m sure by now there are automated systems for it, but I know back when lemmynsfw was just beginning, there was at least one account that openly stated it was being managed by someone, with a link to the onlyfans account AND the management services.

Lucky you. I literally get a camera pointed at my face for every hour I work, and it screams if it thinks I’ve lost focus. Hopefully our bosses would tell these cameras to get bent, but based on their little rich people concerns over how to pacify the ‘lessers,’ I’m not hopeful.

The titles like that are dumb as hell. It has nothing to do with being asexual or not. I take after all types, and still find myself wanting to slap them silly.

If you look, you’ll notice that certain accounts don’t do it. Those are the good ones, the old school gachos that just like to show themselves off and sometimes chat with the weirdos wanting to look at them.

The other ones, you’ll find, all have onlyfans links in their account infos. They spam the same picture to multiple communities, even if it’s not really a ‘fit’ for them, and always reply in the most idiotic manner. Like, no, you’re not lonely, and you’re not getting with anyone in these comments, so stop pretending like that’s what you want in your title or post body.

I vehemently disagree with the other people in this thread on being nice to those ones. Be nice to the real ones, who aren’t simply baiting, but call out the idiocy with the bad faith posters. There was one a while ago on /deepthroat, for example, that put in her title that she was practicing her deepthroating, and goddamnit, you aren’t practicing for deepthroating by doing a little suckle motion on just the tip of a tiny dildo.

It’s the simpering of a child pandering for compliments, the same energy as any kiddo thinking they won’t get told off by their mother just because they also were pitiable squalidly sitting in the ruins of their own failure. tell them off just like you would a child.

Exactly where every enterprising vandal should source their highly specific weapon of destruction…

zloubida explained it with the link well enough. More importantly for me, the package repository seemed to stop being maintained, because many of my packages had no updates for a significant amount of time (and they had been updated elsewhere when I checked).