yeah but they don’t own their feet

They must always know where we are, but we must never know where they are. Funny how that happened while lawmakers stood idly by.

at the rate they’re building these things, either they’re getting severe kickbacks or someone has the goods on them. I’m not seeing any other justification for building them so insistently.

The Rich.

They celebrate people who got rich without doing real work, and without having real expertise. Of course they will crow about using tools that devalue real work and real expertise.

Don’t worry, the next model they release probably won’t allow you to do that.

None of them have the guts to put CEOs behind bars.

I wonder if their leaderboards have an AI-generated cartoon of a baby polar bear on a barbecue grill.

If it isn’t a fake company I’d be shocked. It’s not like there’s a whole lot of external accountability in the entire business model.

the “Some of you may die” speech by Lord Farquaad from Shrek would be too on-the-nose, tho.

that chain saw is not at the correct height