TiVo Plans to End Free Automatic Commercial Skipping in November

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Mine are very boring. I used to be a fan of sparkling, particularly ✨sarcastically✨, until AI ruined that emoji for everyone. 😒

Salma Hayek

Greta

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
HELPING YOU REMEMBER YOUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATIONS

I always wonder whether we’re getting it backwards.

Like, did you see ads for kayaks because you had that conversation about kayaking, or did you have the conversation because an ad company/social network decided it was time for you to get into kayaking?

Or it accidentally got the wording wrong, oops

FWIW, it’s a myth that sugar causes hyperactivity. But it’s been shown in studies that parents who believe the myth are more likely to perceive their children’s behaviour as hyperactive when they’ve had sugar.

I think there is evidence that some artificial food additives can have that effect in some people, though.

Ate loads of shit for years as soon as I left home, now type-2 diabetic. 😬

Did you somehow post this from a typewriter

criying*

They’re 100% going to come for VPNs as well.

Ahh the Russell Brand pipeline

It makes you believe that it did the work, but also makes you feel like it’s your fault if it doesn’t do the work 😬

His last word was “violence” 😬

[holding clipboard] I think I’ll just put you down as “Autistic”.

Yeah, every customer service worker has met loads. 😬

Dog food lid backwards is dildo of god

I’ve tried switching before, but always found I ultimately preferred Google’s search results.

But if Google’s going to stop showing me search results… that makes things easier. 😬