Or the band? Or the flora?

Professors do train, too

Is that guy a Pokemon trainer or what

Starting a war only kills certain demographics, namely young poor people, as well as anyone who lives in a place that gets bombed.

Police handle other demographics.

No one was debating whether malware should be installed. If companies don’t want their data nuked, they shouldn’t give nuking powers to AIs that execute anything they read.

Most people you’d meet in real life were still jerks, but there was less existential dread. It was more “you win some, you lose some” and less “humanity is doomed and the human condition is irredeemable.”

Products were designed to last.

Most of the people you’d chat with on the internet were curious, benevolent nerds, not narcissistic political hacks.

Someone calling their own take hot is how you know they’re an irrelevant chode

If the AI bootlicking wasn’t clear enough

Note to self: make shoes to sell to rich people

I read your comment in Dale’s voice

OP post wife asked about “kids, families, jobs.” There are plenty of families where there would be no news about those subjects. But furthermore, there are plenty of topics that were probably mentioned but then forgotten because they were mundane.

Looks over at my wife ok bro

… for not boring each other with mundane anecdotes? Lol

I’m sure your friends totally love when you talk about yourself, though

Don’t credit unions have desktop sites? Can’t you use an e-mail for authentication?

Maybe they think shaming will be effective

Therapy doesn’t fix reality.

Wow that looks like straight up not a good time