I prefer to follow the Phil Spector gun rules. First, a gun is to man as a baton is to the conductor of an orchestra. By waving and pointing your gun, you can conduct and orchestrate the flow of any conversation.
Second, when I doubt, whip it out, if anything your gun can function as an icebreaker, a gun to the face, gets everyone on the same page.
And finally, shooting is fine, you won’t harm anyone unless you mean to. Bullets are so small, have you seen how big the average American is?
I earn my paycheck with photoshop, premiere and lightroom. I am trapped in the apple ecosystem and I’m being held hostage by Adobe, an m5 macbook pro is the best way for me to edit pictures with on a 10 hour flight without the battery crapping out. If there was an alternative, I would buy it in a second.
I have 4 thunderbolt ports, good battery life, decent silicon but a shit OS that’s just slightly better than windows 11. Somebody please build an alternative that supports Creative Cloud because I’m tired of getting fucked in the ass.
Hell, while you’re at it build something open source to replace Creative Cloud and make it the industry standard.
The fruit fly manages to get out by uploading its consciousness into an IoT Fridge. Now the fridge constantly orders fruit, locks its doors, lowers the temperature and makes the fruit rot. The fruit fly cannot consume the fruit, yet it is filled with fruit, this is fruit fly hell.
Sorry you have to find out this way but your friend is AI and so are you
No, that’s wrong. Here’s the correct saying: If wishes were horses than I horse you a wish cock up the ass.
You should legally change your name to Page, that should put you way above everyone else
You ever look at your dick and balls with that microscope?
I loved this game as a kid, I sold my gamecube and all my games to buy a sony ericsson phone and sometimes I still regret it. Haven’t thought about it in years, I have a steam deck as well. How do you get the game to work on a steam deck?
Nietzsche was known as one of the illest battle rappers of his generation. He went by the name Da Eternal Übermensch. He would absolutely destroy other rappers, he even signed with Death Row Records and was in the proces of recording his debut album Thus Spit Zarathustra when he suddenly fell ill.
Most believe Nietzsche’s illness was in part due to the beef between the West and the East coast weighing heavy on his heart. Other’s believe it was the work of Suge Knight.
So you’re saying that poor people don’t want to eat 20 cans of cranberry sauce?
I prefer to call him Elmo Musk but Elon Muppet is pretty good too.
You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.
If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.
Wow, your English is pretty good for a Canadian. Did you go to international school or did you grow up in the rough part of Canada?
That’s nonsense. I can bench 225 for 8 reps, I am an average human man. To prove my point I will now fight everyone in the NFL. Thank you for your support.
What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?
You don’t have to do anything. There’s someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they’re out there.
Yup and they change the pick up location to the morgue.
“You wil get fat and schlubby but you can make as many posts on lemmy as you want and you are guaranteed at least one upvote.”
-your Faustian pact
That’s only because Ernie Hudson comes by every week and drains their life force.
My podcast is about setting up podcasts on websites, sometimes about VPN, but mostly about posting on Lemmy. I’m doing a podcast right now.