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Cake day: June 13th, 2025

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  • According to Green Jell-ÿ the moral of the story is that bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.

    Their version actually expands the story a bit, it shows the first two were lazy,

    Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hicky
    Spent most of his days just a-dreamin’ of the city
    And then one day, he bought a guitar
    He moved to Hollywood to become a star
    But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
    Built his house out of straw, what a pity
    Then one day, jammin’ on some chords
    Along came the wolf knocking on his door

    Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stoned
    He spent most of his time just a-ganja smokin’
    Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ down on Venice Beach
    Getting paid money for religious speech
    Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
    Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
    Then one day he was cranking up Bob Marley
    Along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley




  • Well, i was unable to find the actual screenshot i wanted, but it is the end of the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy game, but I could never actually beat it. Every time i enabled the improbability drive, i turned into the sperm whale instead of the missiles.

    I played the game so many times start to finish, but never could completed it. I had a print out of the guide on the green and white dot matrix paper. I followed it exactly multiple times.

    So instead, here is a screenshot near the start of the game.








  • I wish I had sage advice for you. I lost my first born to suicide 13 years ago this month, and my best friend 3 4 years ago.

    My son was in therapy, among other things to help. I kept telling them he needed to be in inpatient psychiatric care, with constant suicide watch. They disagreed.

    My best friend was in a depression spiral, stemming from a work related back injury.

    I was actively trying to help both. I realize now, I am not properly equipped to help alone.

    Edit: I realized my friend went in 2022, not 2023.