I will brook no argument regarding Hamilton field watches. Buy one, wind it, wear it. Start living a better life.

and some eye bleach

Pear shaped?

It’s got electrolytes

He picked the wrong side.

Well then you should come shopping with me because I get “randomly selected”, I would guess, 20% of the time.

It’s very frustrating because I use the store hand scanner and bag while I shop. Every time I get “audited” I have to wait for someone to take stuff out of my very neatly bagged cart just to rescan it again.

Kind of defeats the purpose of the hand scanner.

Eats shoots and leaves

Upvoting all of OPs posts because you gotta respect the commitment

https://xkcd.com/237/

Cool, thanks! 9,330 m

Still not close to Olympus Mons but the more you know…

Got me thinking, Olympus Mons is the tallest peak in the solar system right? But there is no water on Mars.

Mount Everest is measured from sea level. If you measured from the bottom of the ocean it’s there a taller peak somewhere on earth?

burnin’ out his fuse up here alone