The conference commenced with a video message from J.K. Rowling, the renowned author of the “Harry Potter” series. Rowling has been a polarizing figure in recent years due to her statements regarding transgender individuals. In her address, she reiterated her belief that “lesbians don’t have penises,” a comment that was met with enthusiastic applause from the attendees.

It should have been wasps

Chained herself to one of the doors, letting people leave through the other. No one should be listening to her more than your local conspiracy theorist who was probed by aliens and didn’t like it.

I am definitely too online, whenever I see two things in a comic I instinctively search for it haha

.:|:;

Just write a boom with that setting instead of bringing it to reality. It will be more worthwhile in the end

Time for fraggin guys, get your 67 confirmed team kills before lunch and you gain a rare labubu if more than half had higher ranks than you

User post history checks out

From the hit song: I glued my balls to my butthole again

Remember to squeeze your proctologist fingers so that they know they are doing a good job

“We have carefully designed this program with privacy safeguards, and while we have no indication at this time that any data was improperly accessed by Meta employees, we’re pausing it while we investigate,” a spokesperson told outlets.

“Pwetty pweese, do not make ewows and pwotect the employee infowmation”

for employee in company:
  copy_information(employee.data, protected_folder)
  compress(protected_folder)

The Firestick I had could be rooted using an exploit to install linageOS, you should always research in advance to see if the device you are buying can be hacked

Looks like a freeze-frame from a street fighter attack

1. Buy a second hand Google TV or amazon Firestick so your money doesn’t go to the tech overlords
2. Change the android rom to linageOS
3. Profit

Some people are scared of the dentist, others are calm at the dentist. Then this man is freaky at the dentist.

Jordan peterson breaking down with evangelion is really in character, don’t let him know about the Adam milking machine

Viagra would be another good way to start that self-milk factory

Thank you for the anecdote fisting enthusiast

[serious] Why not kill the richest people to make the poor people not poor?

Sorry, I tried adding information and didn’t understand your meaning

Make them red and it would look pretty rad

Knowing what a camera is doesn’t imply that they can recognize our cameras. The alien could be surprised that even after developing that technology we still have wars over made up borders.