CK probably didn’t listen to them because they’re black. Sad.

The 2025 is his Attack on Titan version.

If they replaced CEOs with AI the AI CEO would be smart enough to figure this out.

First one should be free. Let the property investors pay the property taxes. Apparently they can afford them.

I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.

Or ICE.

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia

Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.

It’s a conundrum. I want to upvoter Dolly, because she was incredible. I want to downvote news of her passing, because it makes me sad

Maybe they were big fans of meth.

Meh. I was willing to buy one (or more, we have 4 steam decks in our house) for $700. Sadly, that’s probably about what they would have been prior to all the AI bullshittery.

Hmmm.

Stormtrooper - can’t hit a target to save his life with high precision weaponry

Civil War weapons - very low precision

Civil War Stormtrooper - Accidentally the most lethal force on the battlefield?

One day soon I’m gonna tell the moon about the crying game.

The words terrorist/terrorism are so played out at this point. The citizens are asking to have the minimum wage raised? TERRORISM! My constituents are angry at me for being too chicken shit to host a town hall? TERRORISTS!

Did they kiss and make up with the DoD?

Anybody doing business with this current lot of cunts can’t be trusted.

“My fellow brave Americans! We MUST do everything we can to stop authoritarian AI so that ours can rise above and become the ultimate authoritarian AI once all competition is eliminated!”

Your manager is asking your team to build an LLM like Claude so he can fire all of you.

I feel like we’ll see a greentext about this in six years.

say the filthy assholes forcing the laws on us.

Most of them stars in the Epstein files.

This is what paper sacks were made for.