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2·3 months agoKinda where the Venture Bros went with their 6 Million Dollar Man spoof.
That’s what everyone was meant to think, though I was barely alive after my test ship broke up, but the army saved me. They spent six million dollars to give me all new bionic parts. Made me stronger, better, faster than I was. Then you know what they did? They put me to work! They expected me to pay it all back! Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?
Kept a hammer in the passenger footwell of my '89 Volvo wagon for exactly this reason.
No start? Pop the hood, and pop the starter.
2·4 months agoAt this point, I think FistingEnthusiast is just vibing. Pretty sure the hate for garbage disposals is 90% because they’re associated with the US.
We’re all borrowed matter dancing upon the firmament of an indefinable thing called reality, and our conscious existence is nothing more than an emergent property of this farce within a farce, lol
What issues with garbage disposals have you seen?
We found one! Quick, harvest his youth!