Because it makes them look smaller. Because reality.

He looks like an ape I saw in a movie last year.

Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Mine didn’t do that, he just forged my signature.

Came to say this

I have been telling people this for 26 years now to no avail. I wish I hadn’t busted my ass now so all the motherfuckers since then who claimed IT is useless could eat the giant dick of downtime.

Pretty confidently incorrect there with your capitals and italics.

https://youtu.be/mmSTSj_OMpA

https://youtu.be/cX0I8OdK7Tk

Fair.

That is literally what a zipper merge is, and what you are supposed to do. Go to the end and merge. If they are “cramming” in, then the people in the lane are not doing their part either, because you are supposed to let people merge.

When people properly zipper merge, traffic will keep flowing. Your complaint about reducing throughput is a “well of fucking course it will” because you’re putting more cars through the same space regardless of where they merge. People who slow down with hundreds of meters of space, then stop and wait for someone to let them in makes the problem worse, not better.

The the merging lane is empty for a half km, then it’s proper to drive to the front and merge. If you just drive slow, then you’re a problem for the sake of being a problem.

Drive to the front, match speed, zipper merge. It isn’t hard.

All it takes to make it legal is proper attribution. There are actually publishers that can do this for you. You upload your song, provide all of the proper attribution, and they will blast it out to every platform.

Easy and legal.

All the money I’ve let slip through my fingers…