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Non-Euclidean for me, thanks.

Hi there. Yeah, I’ll have the glistening yellow blorbs on whiteflats, fried 𝔾𝔼𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋ℝ𝕐, waves o’ bacon aaaaand a slice of geographic meat. Do you do ōᴹᴹēᴸᴸēᵀᵀē with 🅀🅄🄱🄴🄼🄴🄰🅃? Cool, one of those too.

One bit of fiction that gets it pretty right is (brace yourself): The Onion. This video is a masterclass of world building and rammed solid with blink-and-youll-miss-it gags and sleights, including mentioning arduous, multi-day journeys by barge. It’s like a cross between the Postman, Mad Max and, well, The Onion.

Not to mention a 20 watt bulb would be blindingly bright unless it’s an incandescent bulb or something. It uses the same power as a useless 20-watt toaster, or a punchy 20-watt desk speaker, or a compact 20-watt fan: about 20 watts.

Thanks to a particular YouTube personality I imported a toaster from the US and converted it to run on 230v. My modifications aside, it’s from the late 1950s and still works perfectly.

If you don’t have to deal with kids it’s hard to explain how dominant Fortnite is. The problem with Fortnite here is that it’s essentially crack for kids, and when I hear people saying “they should make Fortnite work in Linux” I hear “drug dealers should sell their goods in nice places”. It’s not in the pusher’s interest to make their pay-per-hit product usable in any way that empowers the addict.

Yes, but in fairness you could do that before.

Recommendation: Brownie Mountain from Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. It’s a melancholy anthem that rewards - and, in fact, requires - fully-commited vocals, while at the same time also being a song about accidentally eating a literally mountain-sized pile of brownies.

I heard that the male neck can just reject any bullets it doesn’t want, so he must have secretly wanted it.

Tolerant people being intolerant of intolerance is not a paradox, but a self-evident necessity. The only people who demand tolerance of the intolerant are the intolerant.

Excuse me? Explain, if you can, how systematically destroying all life and turning the world into an uninhabitable waste hostile to even the most resilient microbe wouldn’t also eradicate cancer? Checkmate, atheists.

What a lucky man he was. May we all get to live in the world we strive for.

How did Charlie’s neck get so red?

Nonsense. You can’t bite into an American meal without immediately tasting a wonderful selection of flavours, like:

• salt
• corn-derived sweetener

This is why I love radio stations like BBC Radio 6. While they enforce a John Peel styled A-B-C playlist, their DJs are still given a lot of freedom to play their own choices. Without exception they’re all well-informed and enthusiastic music fans with a love of specific genres and, more often than not, musicians or producers themselves.

Yeah, then it would be easy to simply walk into Mordor. You’d fuck your nose up.

They might as well say “you may not react”.

In my experience there seem to be four types of people: those who don’t have a lawn; those who have never heard of clover on lawns; those with clover on their lawns; and those who live under the unrelenting glare and iron thumb of a homeowner’s association.

I kinda feel that “plain black coffee” in it’s various forms - Americano, drip brew, whatever - is the only way to actually drink coffee. That’s not to say I don’t approve of milk coffee or lattes or whatever - I love them - but they’re drinks which have coffee in them, even if it’s a dominant flavor. A banana smoothie isn’t a banana.