I cannot imagine a single event that would conceivably be worth those ticket prices. People have lost their damn minds.

Something something blue waffle.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!

I have squandered my resistance For a pocketful of mumbles Such are promises All lies and jest Still a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest

Definitely. And a punchable voice, too. That BS vocal fry makes me sick.

Could be a very tiny human…?

Got a literal LOL out of me. Awesome story.

I used to be attracted to her, circa Shallow Hal, but that was before I found out she was a loony.

When I was a kid in the 70s, Grease was huge, glamorizing 1950s “oldies” music like it was from some long-ago era. That’s only 20 years. That’s like glamorizing music from 2006 today. The 90s are definitely “classic rock” now. Trippy.

Or they wake up and make out like their breath doesn’t smell like ass.

Isn’t that what “inertial dampeners” supposedly address?

Inside bug = goo. Inside shrimp = tasty meat These are not the same.

What a glorious word.

Rabies would ALMOST be an awful enough way for that bastard to go.

Michelle Mylett is in it, though, so it’s got that going for it.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/911-mattress-ad-controversy

Most (85%) of their valuation is in AI and data centers in space. https://youtu.be/FPIGu0anfAE

Road to Nowhere, Talking Heads

I will never EVER give an AI agency over any of my personal accounts.