A man of principles!

Play stupid games…

Pete!

Now whippet. Whippet it good.

Splash!

Grey all day

Mierda

Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.

Pud slinger

I heard he has some very nice parents

2 whole seconds? You animal.

Sudo rm - rf /

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Uh, maybe you’re not picking up the context clues here. I’m actively making fun of windows users. Blatantly even. The sarcasm is pretty one-sided toward the windows community. But thank you for trying to convert me to Linux. It’s been a fun 20 years and hopefully 20 more.

Wow! That sounds complicated and seems like a lot of unnecessary steps

Yep, you should try it

https://mozilla.org/

yay -S firefox

Which is harder to type?

Live by the cli, die by the cli.

“At least 2 times a week”

I asked my coworker. I’ll report back.

Arsenic and uranium douche. Every time.