We are not the same

El Pollo Diablo!

If life gives you carrots, make carronade! 🥕

Good for you. That’s how you raise true revolutionaries!

“That’s why they call it the American dream: because you have to be asleep to believe in it” - George Carlin

Oh come on, they know that. They don’t want to slow it down. They want to keep on profiting and raking in the free money.

But whenever something bad happens, whatever it is, they can point to them saying this and go ‘see we told ya’. It’s bullshit, they’re just creating a ‘get out of jail free’ card for themselves. Or so they’re hoping.

Then what is that inflated valuation based on, Jensen?

If you wear those you’re a PoS

Only if you’re American

Your wife has asked them to keep an eye on you

That, and a guillotine. Made from recycled materials of course

You’re finally bringing back Clippy? 😃

Now you know why their necks are so long

You will be judged by a jury of your queers

Can we pop this bubble already?

“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love”

JC did not look like Brad Pitt. Jesus was a Palestinian