thank you for the good laugh

Öoo. I feel… limited

Oh, I recognize this, it’s the first level of Driver on Playstation 1

Germans and Dutchies won’t be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!

no processed food can beat the absolute genious design of the raspberry. easy to grab, clear information whether it’s ripe or not, visually appealing, tastes wonderful.

I’m totally colorblind and I don’t see shit. Joke on you

You don’t stink like burnt tire so people will enjoy hanging out with you, you save tons of money not buying cigarettes so you can afford fine food and drink to share with your friends, you will appreciate that because your taste buds are not completely fucked up… and you’ll die because you abused all these good things.

Or you can do sports, apparently. I don’t know about that one.

Most plant farmers produce cattle food.

Hi, my job is to make Powerpoint’s and Excel documents. My role is to define the why, what and how to the engineers who build useful stuff in my team. The skill is not in making catchy presentations, it’s in thinking, researching, finding agreements and deciding. And I’m expected to do that by my team. The worst people in my job line are now relying on AI for everything. Sure they create documents faster than me, but they delegate the thinking, the research, the decision making, to an AI bot that can only mimic a thinking process. It’s a gamble: it’ll be good sometimes, it’ll be incomplete and inaccurate most of the time. I don’t know how to use AI. I use it for basic stuff but even repetitive tasks are full of mistakes and it takes me more time to verify everything afterwards.

TIL I built a Steam machine 6 years ago