It’s Baby Cupid riding a dolphin. The dolphin lets you know it’s Cupid cuz Cupid’s mom is Venus. Venus is associated with dolphins on account of her being born via a titanic penis falling into the ocean. Classic stuff.

Uh huh right and just curious what’s your relationship with your parents like? lol

Super curious which very identifiable group you are talking about since it is not obvious to me.

The idea of summing up “years of experience” between multiples of people always feels like one of those “lies, damn lies, and statistics” type of statistics.

Like brain drain is a real thing and they are still making an important point but “200 years of experience, maybe even more!” doesn’t really feel like it means anything concrete for an argument.

Fuck, I am commenting on one of those mindless images of text with absolutely zero information on it. Why am I engaging with this? This is worthless.

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.

“You may call this salt, but it’s in fact sodium chloride.”

This reminds me of that early episode of Mr. Robot where they need to get the security guard away from his post and they spoof a text from his wife that said something like “come home quick, it’s what we were most afraid of.”

edit: I looked it up and I had it backwards, it was a woman and the text was spoofed to be from the husband saying, “I’m at the hospital. It’s what we always feared.”

wtf

I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

This kills the crab.