Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious

oh my fucking god

just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode

34.45 per kilogram I think

not sure what it usually costs per kilogram

but yeah, it doesn’t look too different

I don’t think this is USD

Harry Potter and the empty goblet waiting for the fire to trickle down

Highlighted

implying he regularly exceeds five beers per hour

it’s been a while since I had a drink, just over 5 years

but a twelve pack and some shots lasted about most of the evening for me

Guess I wasn’t much of a drinker?

Here in South Africa, they’re rolling out similar surveillance infrastructure.

Not as advanced as flock, but invasive enough. Protected by “but, crime”. Backlash isn’t widespread enough yet.

It’s called Vumacam. Their CEO is literally called Richard Croock. Dick Crook is meant to help stop crime in South Africa. Fucking kak movie.

The country is going through a brutal energy crisis, but no, it’s okay we can leave the cameras and the data processing centres on because they solve a negligible amount of crime, sometimes.

I can ramble on about this, but I just want to say, if it means anything, that I am proud of you Americans standing up to this bullshit. Sometimes using those things as literal target practice. Gives me hope in humanity.

I don’t know how to rhyme ‘apply clamp to testicles and suspend’

too many syllables

idk how to write haikus either

And again after every unique command added to your shell history

“I am fighting for my life in here”

ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week

um yeah, that’s not hard to prove, you can check my torrent history

I’m South African

My uncle with a coke and gambling addiction loved his shit.

I haven’t listened to the guy’s music in twenty years.

I hardly remember anything about the songs.

I grew up developing a very different taste in genres. So I never really bothered keeping up with RW. Not to be a snob or anything, I’m sure my taste is most likely dogshit. I can see why people like him, but his stuff just isn’t for me.

Plus, I don’t want those tracks triggering any memories I am blissfully forgetting.

My uncle is a piece of shit. The coke and gambling thing is deep into saint territory on the spectrum of his morality. Man fuck that guy. (Not RW, I’m sure he’s alright)

im so sorry lila

but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

you did not stand a chance

instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

best way to catch em

not much man how about you

you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

you need more than a day

also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

figure out if she has Alzheimer’s

if she does

congratulations, you are her relative

dig through her medicine cabinet

look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day

oh dear lord

what was his defense when presented with the concept of a software license

I’m too scared to look

ain’t no way anyone’s doxxing that space shuttle door gunner

Looking at OP’s writing pattern (and the smaller details of their screenshot), English likely isn’t their first language. They probably meant to say something else.

I can’t read their mind, but I think maybe they were trying to say that they experienced some friction with some kind of setup they had.

Or I’m having a stroke. I have a family history of that.

No, I was high.

Apologies. No hostility was intended.