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there’s a comedian who did a recent bit about how white slang used to be cool: instead of “skrrt skrrt”, white people used to say “let’s skedaddle”

i miss those days

modern slang is just black slang from a decade ago, recycle and repeat

according to SNL cast, he struggles with reading. he probably hires someone to edit his twits

let’s be honest, this person uses AI to formulate every thought they have

meanwhile they voted for a man who puts his name on everything

more interesting fact, this borders three countries: Guyana, Venezuela, Brazil

there are people throwing raves on 9-11 in my city, you can tell you’re getting old when the most tragic event of your childhood is now a party day

they’ll propose anything but socialism

i think it means ios is basically Android software with less features

back when using your real name on social media was idiotic

as a former park worker, i would be so pissed if i had to lock and unlock all the benches twice a day, such s massive waste of time

almost all my friends dream of this. ideally, communes start with a community buying land and building infrastructure, which gets pricier each day 😌 I’ll settle for an RV at this point

time to support your local music scene instead

God of War

i miss when the internet was full of grammar nazis instead of actual nazis

how i feel watching an apocalyptic movie where all the men are clean shaven

the animorphs series is free btw

it’s inevitable imo. I’ll never wear this tech but we’re not too far off from a dystopian cyberpunk future, next it’ll be smart contact lenses, then implants, then genetic splicing (the technology prob already exists). stopped using apple a decade ago for several reasons

bro trust me, you just need to wake up earlier, trust me bro 4am is a sensible time to wake up, you only need 6 hours of sleep, you’re not maximizing your free time, you can skip breakfast and dinner trust me bro, you can fit in an extra two hours of work, plenty of time in the day 👌💪

what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵‍💫