To missquote Willie Nelson:

For a moment, it almost was a star,
But this moment is veeery long.

Yo dawg, heard you like memes

The Bangles - Eternal Flame

Mom’s spaghetti!

Only a, a… a Spectral deals in absolutes?
Damn it, this comment is not my best work…

When your prompt doesn’t include “no scamming”, that’s your fault, obviously.

There are some who call me… Tim. And I must warn you!

Who leans?

Pro tip: don’t cast it into a fire and expect it to be cool. Don’t ask how I know.

No, God! Please no! No! No! Noooooo