“Jesus take the wheel!”
I don’t think he even has a driving licence.
Got it revoked for DUI probably. His BAC is the same as wine.
Of course he has a drivers licence, he drove a Honda Accord
According to the county I live in, if you graffiti a highway train bridge with images of Jesus it’s fine for a decade to leave that up until someone adds little red devil horns, then it gets painted over within a week.
That’s why if the city won’t fix the pothole, you should spray paint a dick on it.
Yeah but compare their driving record to atheists’ driving record. How often do you see nothing sitting by the side of the road?
They shouldn’t wear seatbelts
Let them put their faith to the test
On a serious note.
I knew a woman who would not wear a seatbelt, her reasoning? If she wore one, it would signal to god that she didn’t trust him.
That’s cool, did you use ‘knew’ as in before she flew out a windscreen?
Knew, but it was cancer
