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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • Yeah. For clarification, the reason the web apps do not work well for me is simply because of our cluents’ security settings, and because I need to separately connect and sandbox each client. The Outlook webapp has been behaving well enough lately when using Brave Origin containers (some clients require Chromium browsers, otherwise Firefox containers work too). Teams on the other hand does not behave well through whatever they are doing in IT security when using the web app.




  • I worked for Marsh & McLennan back then and was scheduled to be transferred to the towers in November 2001. We lost 358 people that day, including a good friend who managed to call his wife after the planes hit to tell her he was ok and not in the towers. Then they fell. His deep baritone voice was the voice of our phone systems for months afterwards. He wasn’t even based out of NYC, he was just visiting the New York offices that day.

    That day stings me at a personal level and I was genuinely changed by it, but I believe in the healing power of comedy. So, no…I don’t think it’s too soon. I think it’s about time we heal and this shitpost is dumb enough to make me chuckle on a sad day.






  • What I use to do, which worked well for me.

    IF date starts at 8:00pm
    THEN

    • groom, scrub, shampoo, condition, etc. at 3:00PM then wash and clean you car’s interiors (if applicable)
    • thoroughly shower rinse (no soap). Only use soap (unscented) to wash your genitals and butt again at 6:30-7:00
    • I sometimes used a mix of coconut oil with clove essential oil on my clavicles and side of my ribs if I wanted a very subtle scent at 'tongue-to-skin" distance.

    Stank, whether is due to lack of hygiene or overly perfumed soaps, shampoos, hair products, etc. is just unpleasant. I preferred for my partners to remember and desire my scent, not dirty stank, not some cologne, and not the soap/shampoo.

    EDIT: The placement of the essential oil or any othe scent is important because nobody likes the taste of perfumes, essential oils, etc.








  • My wife and I used to watch porn very often. Nowadays it’s almost never. I cannot speak for her but for me the fakeness of it all became very cringey for me. Now, if I do watch, I stick to Lustery. It’s a site that focuses on real couples. Watching loving couples laughing and enjoying each other is a lot hotter to me than most of the fake stuff out there.

    Hilariously, many couples post travel vlogs with a sprinkle of sex in the end. I tend to watch the travel bit and skip the sex because I’m far more interested in the non-touristy places they go because the income comes from the porn bit rather than trying to be an influencer.



  • I had a dog who had incredible amounts of energy. We didn’t know what to do with her. Eventually I tried having her pull me around the neighborhood on my downhill racing longboard. She’d pull me at full speed for two loops (~2.25 miles) before she’d slow down. At the time I weighed about 230lbs and she was still clocking most of the run at ~22mph in the Texas heat. Then, we’d get home, she’d run into the pool, do about five laps while drinking and swimming simultaneously, and finally lay down on the patio lounger and sleep under the tree.

    R.I.P. Starburst, you crazy damned dog.