My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not “cocktail” (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.
I mean, water is a solvant, quite often used in industrial applications…
You just mix this with water to get what you want. It’s much cheaper than the sugary cocktail crap that’s mostly apple juice anyway.
If it’s not sweet enough, you can add sugar.
Just cut it with equal parts vodka and ice.
That is the exact use case for which it was an abysmal failure.
You really REALLY love cranberries to be able to drink this straight. I eat raw cranberries so I love it but its bitter AF
Dude okay you got me beat. I make the cranberries at the appropriate holiday meals every year. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK the last other person in the family who loved cran died last year. I am going to have to start making less than a gallon.
I can fix this, invite me over.
And I’m a totally different beast, from Mass. I went to the bogs to get the freshest of the fresh cranberries in season. Also was there for King Richards Faire
/RIP Delores, you passed away too young.
