jokes on you i never make my bed. less wasted time in the morning and faster to get in bed at night. the covers are getting all fucked up anyway.

Sure beats all that reaping you gotta do after the sowing. Exhausting, the both of them.

Has real “go to your room” energy.

“Um, thanks?”

Also:

“You’re getting a time out!”

“Phew! Thanks for that. I could use a break.”

“Okay, you can come out now.”

“Hmm? Oh, no, I don’t think so. The timer says I still have five minutes left.”

I always assumed the aphorism was implying the bed had been pooped, not tidied