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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 8 days ago

He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget

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He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 8 days ago
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    It’s be so upset if someone didn’t tell my kids I’m dead. this is just pure trauma.

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    Yikes, she would say something like that. What a glorious breakdown of that sentence haha

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    Okay, so she’s probably going to find out from her classmates when they start ridiculing her for being related to that asshole. Great parenting, definitely won’t fuck her up more than she already will be.

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      I’m sure she will be attending a school where her shothead father will be revered as a martyr

      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        By the adults. The kids will still be saying “kirked me!” whenever someone headshots them with a paper ball.

      • DaveyRocket@lemmy.world
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        Hey, fuck you. Kirk Memorial Elementary is Fair and Balanced af

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    You used to be able to call these people the hard R word…not sure what the slang is these days but man, i just want to be ignorant and believe none of this is true lol

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      call these people the hard R word

      What the fuck is up with people actively trying to bring this slur back?

      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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        The “good old days”? Smh

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        No one is trying to bring it back, it’s a callout to a time in the past. That is all.

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          I mean, waxing poetically about the cruel shit you can’t say anymore kinda feels like you want to be able to say it.

          It’s like a white person complaining they can’t say the n word.

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            For a foreigner: does “negro” also considered N word?

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              If you’re not speaking English, then no. That ‘e’ better be pronounced like the five vowels and not ‘eee’ (like ‘i’ in the five vowels) . And you’d better be talking about the color and not of someone’s skin.

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          People are absolutely trying to bring that word back. Joe Rogan himself talked about bringing it back. It’s a thing.

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            Oh wow, I had no idea. I don’t listen to Joe Rogan because he’s a disingenuous snake oil salesman.

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      hard R? Republican is a synonym, just say that.

      “Ha, are you Republican?”

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        Removed by mod

        • breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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          yes. Republican is a synonym for that word

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            😂 in 2026, yah agreed!

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      You used to be able to call these people the hard R word

      Ok? We also used to call people the N word. What’s your point?

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      Found LTT’s Lemmy account.

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      What R word?

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