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My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
Do holes make it directly hurt more or just go faster?
add enough holes and the spatula will break the sound barrier and create a shockwave that levels the building and kills everyone within 30 meters
same force on less surface equals more pressure, i think
maybe more edges make it worse tooThink it’s a combination of this and greater speed.
Probably
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Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
The battery at 79% 18:53 is pretty sus as well
Why is that sus?
Because communists don’t celebrate birthdays and that’s commie time.
A screenshot with any juice is sus.
Joel is a boyfriend or their fried. They only communicated through group chat before. They got invited to his birthday party and sent a private message asking about the gift.
Source: none.
If my girlfriend gave me a laddle, I think I’d display it on my desk and cherish it forever.
Aww, it’s a little ladlle, Laddy.
Really? Laminated?
some people just have laminating machines, getting old ones from an office or whatever
They do make adhesive lamination sheets so you don’t need a machine. They don’t work as well though, and they are quite a bit more matte as appears to be the case here.
and what better way to say i love you then with the gift of a spatula
I say “nothing” or “head”
pro tip: just ask for some consumable that can be had in a fancier version, like soap or spices. Stuff people can buy at markets from people who actually made it themselves.
That way people have a good reason to visit markets and have a nice time, it supports people making handmade stuff, and you get gifts you can actually appreciate and a nice little story of where they bought it.Sheepshead it is then.
Bon appetite.
I actually did eat cured sheep head in Iceland once. It was…terrible.
Island has some … interesting… specialties for sure…
