So rich

I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.

Did they ever discover what started the fires?

Finally some good content

The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?

When my toast gets stuck like that, I just pour my beans directly into the toaster and eat it all like cereal

That’s a terrible guess for the name of this dog.

No, in our house the youngest has to wash the shafts.

aw c’mon, you don’t know that gorilla was a pedofile

What, did you blow a seal?

Only because my samples keep perishing

Anyone else pissed off that the minor keys use capital letters?

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Bold of you to assume I don’t have to unplug it after sitting down

Is orange the new black?

It’s all good. They were disqualified.

Probably for plugging something in <3

If I do as bad a job at dying as Marion Cotillard did in the 3rd movie, I hope I die again. Edit: In minecraft

Why is the reddit alien cheeked up all the way to Saturday?