“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
It was a pink ping pong ball
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Look, Hans, no ma.
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
“I scraped off the sores”
Better Nate than lever
Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back
Quick reader, that man
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Because his pig pen ran out of oink
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s brown and sticky?
A pink slipper
Women bad! So they are in pain once ever 3-4 weeks.
I was gonna finish it, I swear, but then I saw the Austrian guy carrying a pineapple.
A baby with a cheese grater.
One baby nailed to ten trees.
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
The Pope looks up and says, “You fuckers are my kind of people.”
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”
