If it gets too cold I can bundle up. If it gets too hot theres only so many clothes I can take off before that bitch Brenda goes to H.R.

B^U

Her: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Me, who has recently read Dune: THE SPICE MUST FLOW

Untrue, fair amount of old folks are so workbrained they keep a job after retirement as a hobby. One guy I know put in ridiculous hours because he would be at the bar otherwise.

They’re busy cheering for grown folks playing different kids games, or playing less intense/more popular games like Farmville, Modern Warfare, GTA5, or whatev. They aren’t getting their giggles from cartoons but from Modern Family or Young Sheldon. They are 100% doomscrolling.

Biggest difference is social acceptability.

And that is why you don’t announce this stuff before release.

“I scraped off the sores”

IMO the big part of surviving is recognizability. An inside joke or something that requires more than surface level understanding (Which 67 falls into even if that inside joke is that it doesnt mean much of anything.) isn’t going to make the cut.

With that in mind, “Type shit” deffo makes sense, since it exists as practically a interjection that just confirms you’re listening, like “yup”.

my uncle is john nintendo and told me if you get all the stars in the new mario game you unock pikachu

Never forget: Albany is the capital of New York.

Nickle and Dimed by Ehrenreich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel_and_Dimed

I dont think they ever existed tbh.

Keep the meme alive and make Half Life 4 instead. Reference things that would have happened in 3 if it had been made.

The Croque Madames

in very limited terms I think Valve might fully remove games (like the crypto miner one) from accounts but other then that if you bought it you own it as far as I’ve seen with Steam. I have transformers devastation which was delisted, and while the achievements won’t really show up on my account iirc, and I can’t sell the card drops on the market, I can still install and play it fine

the more money to devs angle is fantastic

Unpopular opinion but as a consumer I only care about what I pay. Company takes a 30% or 5% cut… but I still pay 70 new either way. If Epic wanted to really compete with Steam they’d have feature parity and be cheaper, and while they’re closing in on the former, they’ll never be able to do the latter.

the ol river city ransom. got deep enough into the series to play translated kunio kun roms

Reading. You got a library near you? Great, you’re set. You don’t have a library near you? E-books.

Japanese Asmongold

You can see where the AI bots have taken over - entire comment chains where old reddit tropes are just passed back and forth without any real context, critique, humor, or understanding.

That just sounds like the typical askreddit comment section for the past decade, ngl