Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I hope they had a good answer

High value treats over high volume.

I mean, we do now

Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”

Quick reader, that man

I hated it at first, but it’s quite funny

This is such blatant IPO bait.

The one not swearing won that interaction, I don’t care what the votes say.

Edit: You unfunny fuckers.

Echoes of McNamara’s Morons

This is why Wile E. Coyote is the real protagonist of that cartoon; we see ourselves in him.