I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE TOWER

some of you can hear this comment, you’re welcome

“hey bro, no homo but we need to frot”

“what?”

“if you just let me explain…”

you’d scream too if you woke up one day looking like that

nah, this sounds more along the lines of the guy who tried making MPPP and accidentally made MPTP (instant Parkinsons). With predictable results.

in other words, this dude is possibly about to give himself some horrifying kind of new disorder, but it should probably be contained to just him. Probably.

lmao, even

hey now, I’m no idiot!

I am a professional fool.

One baby nailed to ten trees.

uwu

good god just go AWAY already, jackass.

I have autism and patience

Please be.

translation: we tried to replace the functions of yet more of our employees and can not yet, effectively, automate more of them out of a job. But we’re working on it.

Reality sucks in large doses, I prefer to microdose consciousness as much as I can and spend the rest of my time not here

sure, we’ve already got every other parallel between reality and fictional fascist dystopias that we’ve already had and I’m too lazy to list, why not telescreens, too. Let’s build the Torment Nexus while we’re at it, assuming AI isn’t that already. Just go for broke, see what I care anymore. All hail Big Brother Lucky Goldstar.

sure, but I exist in the real world, not the ideal world, so…

oh, sure, but eventually you either get better at them or you just stop caring.

If you’re high enough to worry, they almost certainly already know.

Just don’t go trying to buy clothes at the soup store.

And you didn’t make one yourself? This was ten minutes in Krita, I added another cup for you.

don’t let your memes be dreams