If that had been the case they would’ve written “SLOL.”
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2·22 hours agoWell that interpretation would be “52nd marriage.”
But I wanted to interpret it as “50-second marriage,” as in a REALLY short, less than one minute marriage 🤭
That sounds like a great idea! Then I remembered the reality of how I use my weather app. I use it when I’m too lazy to go outside to check the temperature IRL 😂
I like that you included punctuation. It would’ve meant something quite different without that comma.
But if we stand up against it, we’ll be off’ed or thrown into prison. It’s not our fault a bunch of despotic tyrranic dystopian oligarch fascists are burning the world down. You say it’s our fault if we don’t stop them?? How about it’s THEIR fault for burning the world down?!
Don’t blame yourself. Blame whoever thought that up & drew it. THEY’RE the one with issues.
I wish USA would go metric so I could instinctively understand what 45⁰C is without consulting a conversion calculator. I’m guessing 45⁰C is 90-100F? BRB lemme verify … Oh jeez it’s 113⁰F! 🔥
Religion is such a mindfuck. And life-fuck.
posts and comments can commonly be flagged for talking about delicate subjects, and keywords can draw the notice of uninvited readers (and put people on watch lists).
Tangential thought: and when I engage with such delicate topics, my keyboard sometimes glitches & spontaneously switches to Russian, and that’s how big brother reminds me they’re watching & listening, so I’d best behave! 😜 Literally happened a few minutes ago on a delicate topic regarding Israel/Palestine genocide 😓 My keyboard glitched & switched to Russian 🤔
It’s so weird that people who are adults now watched that cartoon when they were children. When that cartoon came out I was a full adult already and couldn’t imagine feeling any nostalgia from it.
You mean green T-shirts? If the comment you responded to is literally what your suitcase looks like on work trips.
And how embarrassing, you know that nightmare we’ve all had before when we’re out in public with no pants on? I think it happened to her.
Correct. It’s just fine to despise anyone who’s genocidal, regardless of religion, race, species, genus, phylum, kingdom, etc. Because genocide is bad.
Would be a cool band name though
Yes my name is Stella. I guess I couldn’t hear you over the pouring rain. I hope your bowl of snacks was waterproof. And hope you didn’t miss the plot & were able to bask in the moment of GMT-7 3:14am 15th day of the 9th month of the 26th year of the century 🙏🏼.
It’s a good thing Halloween parties are indoors. Wear a coat over my slutty costume 😄
This all happens on my Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. I plead ignorance to “windows, Linux, hotkey combination, MS, KDE,” etc. I have no idea what any of that means. I deliberately have 2 language options installed on my keyboard to amuse my toddler-level proficiency in Russian & use it occasionally for funsies, but to switch languages on my keyboard requires some deliberate effort. Every time it glitches & switches languages on its own in the middle of my thumb pecking out English sentences, it spooks me. And I attribute it to big brother because what else can I do 🤷🏼♀️