This one is sold out:
For all I care every dude in America could walk around like this if we got universal healthcare, a protected democracy, a solid education for every individual, and social safety nets for the old and unfortunate.
Even if my middle-aged balls hang out the bottom?
One on each side if you can manage.
When I worked medsurg as a CNA while I was in school sometimes with real old dudes I had to throw their nutsack over their leg as they sat on the toilet to keep it from pinching or falling in the water. Boys, wear supportive undergarments while it still matters.
Just call me “Coach”
Especially when your middle-aged balls hang out the bottom.
For all I care every dude in America could walk around like this
How dare you allow dudes to exercise their freedoms like that! That tramples on the freedoms of right-wing snowflakes!
Thanks Obama!
Finally, CHANGE!
His hair’s so cute!!
As a now disgraced danish male comedian once said: “Yes, I want to be objectified!”.
I didn’t find any positive results with that particular search string.
Mind dropping a name so we know who to watch out for?
As Baizey said, Jonathan Spang in Tæt På Sandheden. He had a relationship with a teenager, after having (rightfully) ripped on a politician for years for having done the same, so the show got dropped and his career died pretty much over night.
Oof. Not a name I recognize, but now I know to avoid. Thanks.
Might be Jonatan Spang? From helt tæt på sandheden (very close to the truth)
More slutty men plz
So I’m at the Spirit Halloween yesterday (it’s in an old Toys R Us; I know you all were curious). My 12 y/o wants to be Spider-Man for Halloween. The “boy” costumes have a Spider-Man mask, but no gloves. They also have the foam sculpted muscles. My kid hates this. But we happen to notice that they have a “girl” Spider-Man costume. In a win for equality or progress or whatever, it’s labeled as “Spider-Man” and not “Spider-Girl” or whatever. And, like the “boy” costume, it’s an officially licensed product. Now, the “girl” costume is basically what he wants: it has gloves, no stupid sculpted muscles, no sculpted boot things to cover shoes from what we can tell. It’s just a straight up, lean, form-fitting lycra suit with Spidey’s graphics on it. Awesome.
Doesn’t have an actual mask. Only a “domino mask” (think Black Cat or Robin).
Why do we do this? I could probably write an entire thesis on the gender politics of these two costumes.
(We’re probably just going to look for like a “zentai” type suit online; seems to be the best option)
Buy both, take the parts you want from each.
I was never into the slutty costumes anyway because it’s no fun to be drunk and freezing
It’s a good thing Halloween parties are indoors. Wear a coat over my slutty costume 😄
In my experience if I was freezing I wasn’t nearly drunk enough.
IIRC, the alcohol makes you “feel warm” by dialating blood vessels near the skin. But, that improves heat transfer, so your core temp actually drops faster.
Yes, I know.
Lol fair enough
This is actually the first time i ever heard that sexy prisoner costumes were a thing?
There is a sexy Halloween costume for everything. John Oliver once showed a sexy John Oliver costume on his show.
There is a sexy Halloween costume for everything
I would love to find one based on this gimmick. Could be a his and hers thing or it could be just a guy in a big hotdog suit. But made sexier.
Come on down to Girl’s Costume Warehouse where you’ll find plenty of options
*Girls’s
steel conglomerate tycoon, sexy sexy… And frog!
The average Lemmy feed
Where’d he get those boots, steal them from a guard? No laces for prisoners!
It’s somewhat unrealistic, but it is a good way to draw they eyes in on the money.
But how big’s the market?
It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.
Just for the morons that lick boots, and ice, but theirs involve a chair
