That was a great watch

We value your privacy. We just happen to value selling your privacy more.

… you’re sucking some Mickey dickey

“So what tattoo did you want today?”

“Pineapple fucking pizza!”

“Say no more.”

I, uh, accidentally sat on one. Five times in a row.

RIP OP 😔

Tim Willits is largely regarded as an asshole by his former id Software colleagues. It looks like he hasn’t changed much.

Socks first then shoes. My brain prefers to take care of similar tasks when repetition of several steps is involved.

The text on the side of the right pizza box.

Dommronniro’s

You’d think mangling their logo would be a no-no in their own ads.

How does corrosion worm its way around like that? Is it something in the manufacturing process that provides a path of least resistance or something along those lines?

Seriously, it’s so easy to just…not litter.

Are the items hard to stock because they’re hard to find or are the shelves empty because everyone bought up the hard to find items? Hmmm…

I feel that in '78 it was a bit of a retro style song. Modern rock in that era sounded much different. The sax and piano hearkened back to the 50s and even 60s. He wrote a song that sounded like it was from the era he missed is how I always interpreted it.

But why is the cinch so large?

Oh c’mon this is straight up cornography

You can tell it’s real by the different font sizes

Reminds me of the time I went to spit off of the roof of a building while in a dream.

I ended up hocking a big loogie right in my bed 2 inches from my face. That was fun to wake up to.

I hope to go to doctor school someday

Whose ffs