It may declare us dead, deny our life insurance payout because we aren’t dead, post our job because we’re dead, deny us welfare because we have a job, then send us to a coroner’s appointment who will use an AI tool to decide we are dead and bury us alive in a giant pit with others because AI is the future and who are we to question it.

I used to feed my cat a quail and a half every day. It was from a grocery store so it was human grade food. The bones were easily chewed and he liked tearing it up.

Also Singapore noodles are delicious, they may just call them noodles there which could be confusing.

I still remember the local ads. We still had to watch ads on live tv. Just a few shows that were recorded got to be ad free.

The Captain made “famous” ads back in the 90s. https://youtu.be/-vEXqG54hCw

My mom watched Coronation Street. She wasn’t home when it was on because she had a job like so many other people.

We got this VCR that would record the show then erase the commercials because networks couldn’t resist playing ads louder so it would detects the volume increase and tag those as ad starts and finishes. When you went back to watch the show the ads would fast forward.

They each held a cheque for a few hundred thousand but he is self made because he had to deposit them himself before he had an assistant but after he started losing his hair.

We don’t want clean water, or a stable environment and wildlife.

We NEED clean water, a stable environment and wildlife. If we don’t have these the world will not support us and something that can live in the new environmental balance will take over and we will be a species in decline.

The hybrid is called a Pomato. It only works as a graft not growing from seed.

I always found pizza hut way greasier, like hand covered in oil after I eat a slice.

I do get the pan pizza from Dominos so the crust is much crispier than their normal crust which I don’t think I’ve ever ordered so in that case it might be greasier.

No problem I didn’t think you were Being a DIK.

Think of games that you have a second steam account with no friends list to play.

Strengthen your abs and lift properly and do stretches every day and your back will attack you less.

When it does attack you, attack it back with electroshock pads.

Make it pay for attacking you.

So I get a million dollars and I’m stuck in a house banging 6 women for a year. I think my wife would wonder where I disappeared to for a year but the million would probably smooth things over.

Please repeat after me. I am one person, on a planet of many be kind

Qǐng gēn wǒ chóngfù yībiàn: Wǒ shì zhè kē xīngqiú shàng zhòngduō shēngmìng zhòng de yī yuán, yào xīnhuái shànyì.

Por favor, repite después de mí: Soy uno entre muchos en este planeta; sé amable

I think that would cover enough people saying it out loud that it would be taken as less of a mass hallucination.

English, Chinese and Spanish would cover much of the world. Spanish is similar enough to French to get the word across. Hindi would be a close runner up but many in India speak English enough that the word would get out.

Lies are a funny thing

They slip through your fingertips because they never happened to you.

I Sat By the Ocean by Queens of the Stone Age.

I think we all want a movie but I want it to be a nature doc not a shitty Hollywood story.

I still try to give them a watch because he got me back into the outdoors which I don’t get out into enough but it was nice to see him go out when I couldn’t get out myself.

I don’t hold his problems against him, I lost my sibling to cancer around a year before him and grief can make you do stupid things but all the content had a tinge of it rather than maybe just giving us the content he had with an occasional update on his progress.

If you are poor or middle class you just have to learn to accept that your parents built you with a faulty foundation and it is up to you to do something about it if you want to succeed. You can’t rely on paying others to fix you unless your therapy is covered.

I kinda floated through life for 32 years until I woke up from my first day using CPAP properly and was aware of being aware for the probably the first time in my life. The last 12 years are much more fulfilling and productive than all those other decades.

I only surf aitah and amitheasshole. It’s the bedtime stories I read to my wife for her to fall asleep to.

You can build a frame around the building like a seismic upgrade. The foundation might be fucked still but by building a strong frame around its base and lower floors you can keep it from falling apart when shit gets shaky.